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When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.
We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.
the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.
guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!
app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!
guy 1: but you dont play with any!
app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes
guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*
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To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!
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The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
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When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.
Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.
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When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go
Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding
The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?
Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!
Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!
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