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The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
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a non offensive word for a disabled person
mom its a hibble hobble
Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.
The Lions ended the season 0-16 last year despite the best efforts of Calvin and Hobbles.
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The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.
I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.
when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.
If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!
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verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.
I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!