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A male who assumes they are right in all situations, They also think they are "cool" because they sing and play the guitar with fellow twats!
OMG That Boy Thinks Hes Sooooo "Hobbie"!
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An egotistical, bad music-listening to, idiot, who rambles, and never ceases the rambling, NEVER! NEVER!!!!!!
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Very sexy calves on very long legs.
I wish I had those Hobbies.
Damn! Look at that girls hobbies.
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someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.
The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.
K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"
To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
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An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
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A BDSM fetish in which the female participates in sexual activities in exchange for money, gifts or favors. Different than an escort as the money/gifts may not be needed for day to day survival but rather the excitement and taboo of pay for play.
Paul's wife loved being a hobby whore even tho they didnt need the money.
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