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A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
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A man who hits a girl in the face with his penis.. This is disgusting and illegal.
Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
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When you give your cousin from Kentucky head with no teeth.
I took my teeth out and gave my cousin Kleetus a hobknocker
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When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.
"You hobknocker!!! I told you I wasnt into that!!!"
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noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
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In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
-He always texts me and he won't leave me alone!
-Ohhh gurl, such a hobknocker dat nigga is.
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1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
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