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On the day of June 10, you are permitted to grace the presence of an ugly hoe(s) use wisely you can only text 3 ugly hoes on this day
Just text her ugly ass and make her feel good 🤷🏽 ♂️
National Text An Ugly Hoe Day
Self absorbed poolside cabana sluts that take IG selfies of their assets in bikini's / thongs, while drinking white claws and hunting for rich flexing bros.
Their species range are heavily found in the Summer at all poolside DJ events in Las Vegas and Scottsdale.
Day Hoes can always be found partying at all major summer seasonal events such as Memorial weekend, 4th of July, and Labor Day.
Someone who works banker's hours as opposed to a shift worker. The regularity of their schedule as well as evenings and weekends off can be considered desirable however not challenging. To obtain one of these positions you must be either a) high ranking, b) amazing at your job, or all too often c) a malingerer or duty-shammer.
The day hoes didn't have to come in at all on Monday because it was Columbus day.
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On April 12th, It is National Hoe Appreciation Day all throughout the world. Know a hoe? Go call them out for it and recognize them for all of their work.
Hey! Did you hear that today is National Hoe Appreciation Day?
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A person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. The last resort.
Tommy couldn't get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.
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August 2nd Post your favorite hoe on any social media
happy national favorite hoe day!
December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"