HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.

Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?

Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)

Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!

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Praise Hojo!

What one does when they do the work of Jenova. A call of those who are Jenova's witnesses, or members of the Church of the One-Winged Angel of Latter Day Summons.

"We have done the work of Jenova, PRAISE HOJO!!!"

Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.

Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?