hold that

Also means TAKE THAT. When you perform an action that makes you look superior than others.

When I was playing ball, I dunked on some fucking sucker-ass nigga and I said ( HOLD THAT) you fucking fake nigga fagot! I called him a fagot because I tea bagged him while fuking. I put my nuts in his head and I think he licked it.

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hold on

A phrase used to perplex, confuse, and annoy a person who really wants to talk to you. It can also be used to reroute the conversation in a direction more suiting to your interests by making the other person forget the original topic.

Amanda said, "I have something really important to tell you.
"Hold on," Brooks replied.

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Hold on

What someone says when they’re about to do something stupid.

Dude 1: BRO HOLD ONN!!!!
Dude 2: *thinking* fuck what’s he gonna do now...
*Guy literally falls down a hill at high speeds*

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Hold it

A word which is often used for saying goodbye

Tyrone silently uttered ‘hold it’ as he left Shaniques house after visiting her grandad

hold this

when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".

"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"

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hold on

When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.

Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.

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hold in

When one holds in a fart (squeeze the butt cheeks); often times to avoid embarrassment.

If your hold in fails you must result to a ghost fart.

I was in school holding in all day, then finally I unloaded my explosion at home.

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