Hold on

What someone says when they’re about to do something stupid.

Dude 1: BRO HOLD ONN!!!!
Dude 2: *thinking* fuck what’s he gonna do now...
*Guy literally falls down a hill at high speeds*

10👍 2👎

Hold it

A word which is often used for saying goodbye

Tyrone silently uttered ‘hold it’ as he left Shaniques house after visiting her grandad

hold

To possess drugs that yo' want to sell.

"Know anyone 'holding' tonight?"

77👍 55👎

hold on

When you're making a phone call in New York City, this phrase usually means that the person on the other line isn't putting you on hold to help you, but to either talk to another customer or to make a personal call.

Hold on...(you're waiting ten minutes on the phone)...
(10 minutes later)...Sorry to keep you waiting. Your Edvard Grieg orchestral works box set hasn't come in yet.

39👍 25👎

hold

v. to regard with inappropriately high esteem. Meant to conjure the image of the object's testicles being cradled by the subject, casting homoerotic aspersions on the latter.

Man dude, you really hold Tony Romo.

42👍 36👎

hold in

When one holds in a fart (squeeze the butt cheeks); often times to avoid embarrassment.

If your hold in fails you must result to a ghost fart.

I was in school holding in all day, then finally I unloaded my explosion at home.

16👍 12👎

Hold It

in gimme my gots she says hold it as in your bending down waiting for a boy to come hump/fuck you

person 1: OUUUUU hold it
person 2: *bends down *

8👍 6👎