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A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.
No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.
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some one who fucks some one at the back of a church coz the service got to boring
deffinition says it all
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A sexual act that was first performed at the beginning of 2017. It involves sticking a cannoli into a vagina, then eating both the cannoli and the vagina. Make sure to swallow.
Remember that one time, you said you like to be cream pied, but instead i holey cannolied you?
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This drink is prepared during sex. You take your middle finger, stick it in her mouth, ear, nose, vagina, and butt. Then you take a glass of water and add sugar, use your "Holey" finger to stir the water.
"Man i love your Holey water, it tastes so fresh. mmmmm."
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"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"
Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."
"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."
"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
A slang term for the Bible that emphesizes the book's large number of plot holes and contradictions.
God kills more than 2,000 people in the Plot-Holey Book, despite declaring that "Thou shalt not kill."
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Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.
How did it go with that girl last night?
I pulled the holey hat trick!