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A cool thing that people can celebrate cuz they like it
Person 1: I love 9-11
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM COMMITING 9-12
Person 2: *hyjacks plane and flies it into a super target*
Person 3: YAYYY MY GRANDMA FINALLY DIED
Person 1: *hangs himself*
Person 3: commits mass genocide
Person 4: starts western shootout with person 3
Person 3 loses what a prick
Person 4: *shoots himself in the head cuz he a pussy*
Person 5: Christmas is my favorite Holiday
an activity that lets your mind wander free, allowing you to have fun without worrying about other worldly things
Mark: Hey, did you go to Cedar Point yesterday?
Bob: Yeah, it was a holiday, I forgot to do my math homework too!
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the pastafarian holiday of Holiday is celebrate throughout the holiday season. Holiday is celebrate however each Pastafarian chooses.
Don't wish people a merry christmas, because it's not politically correct. Wish them Happy Holidays because that includes all holidays, including the holiday of Holiday.
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the best fucking Green Day song ever!!! it is seriously cool, and has a strong message about war, and how fucked up the world is at the moment. it also has a great beat.
'i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies,
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives...
on holiday!'
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A glorified day of drinking. Oh come on, you know what I'm talking about! Christmas? Screw it ! Valentines day? Screw it! Everything is the same at the bottom of the bottle and as sure as I am an arse, most of us end up there at the end of these days.
New Years Eve: If you can remember any New Years Eve, what the hell is wrong with you? You need some more booze my friend.
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something someone dead did to give you a free day of school/work. If a holiday falls on a weekend, tough.
It's the christmas holidays! 2 weeks staying home and doing nothing!