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holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

by THE Katja February 12, 2007

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Holistic Sculptress

an female adept in the craft of consciously shaping her most cherished dreams into being, by activating, empowering and consciously living into the sacred repose of her whole body.

Her ability to imagine the best for herself meant she truly was a Holistic Sculptress; she shaped thought energy into pure inspiration and this initiated profound transformation within her whole body.

by Holistic Sculptress February 20, 2013

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Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

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Holistic vibe metal

A genra of music which combines aspects of melodic metal and populer rock to create a 'vibe' focused sub genra of metal.

Holistic Vibe Metal often takes into account aspects of the 'whole' listening experiance, for example emotions and vibrations that listeners may feel.

Holistic Vibe Metal first started to emerge in early 2018 and originates from the South Coast of England.

My favourite genra is Holistic Vibe Metal.

by Smash Fontain March 4, 2018


holistic ass

An ass of hazel color.... and my p p outt

My holistic ass is smeared with assjuice.

by September 30, 2022


Gay holister

Holister is a common brand worn by closeted homosexuals to indicate they are homosexual but don’t want to come out so they can find a relationship

(Gay Holister) He’s Homosexual as he’s wearing holister

by Definitely definied123 February 9, 2023


Gay holister

Holister is a common brand worn by closeted homosexuals to indicate they are homosexual but don’t want to come out so they can find a relationship

(Gay Holister) He’s Homosexual as he’s wearing holister

by Definitely definied123 February 9, 2023