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Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.
Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?
Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...
when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.
The honeymoon's over.
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A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.
I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.
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A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.
SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!
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Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
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When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake
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When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.
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