When a uncircumsized penis winks at you
He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...
... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...
.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..
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BAMBEE! a big smartarse gook! ;P
Hoody told me the map waz bigger than stairs :/
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to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.
(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."
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When your significant other steals your hoodies without any intention of returning them.
Man, yesterday Shaquanza came over and she totally hoodwinked me!
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Barack <b>Hussein</b> Obama, the master <strike>baiter</strike> hoodwinker, <strike>baited</strike> hoodwinked people who are constitutionally incapable of thinking for themselves, a.k.a. ObamaBots, into voting for him during the 2008 presidential primary election.
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When a perfectly good white girl with a racist Honkey, red neck daddy Falls in love with a light skinned golden brown niggas doggystyle.
Goddammit Heidi, yo daddys been Hoodwinked.
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Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle.
usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz"
"right here on the interstate in broad daylight?"
"no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
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