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Your arsehole
Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop
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To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.
The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!
I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.
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To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.
"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"
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Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.
"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."
"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."
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One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.
Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep
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A phrase directed at someone meaning for them to go find something else to do or get lost usually due to being extremely annoying.
Scumbag Steve: "Hey man, can I borrow some money I forgot my wallet."
You: "Hoop it."
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1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.
2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.
1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"
Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"
2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."
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