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A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.
"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"-Tycho Brahe, penny-arcade.com.
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An extremely serious medical condition, in which the sufferer is compelled to Jack Off. This is a very dangerous condition that may lead to death, possibly by drowning in Jizz. The affects of this condition can last for up to 2 weeks. Scientists are working of a cure, but as of yet there is no cure or treatment.
Person 1: Hey do you know why will was ill?
Person 2: Yeah, he had The Horn.
Person 1: Oh shit! is he gunna be ok?
Person 2: They're not sure. He has been in hospital for the last 4 days, they just can't seem to get him stop it. There's not much hope.
Person 1: Poor guy.
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The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.
Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird."
Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."
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When a man, who is in heat or horny will grow a hornboner in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.
*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*
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Slang term for a penis
Used as a humorous substitute to the usual names for the male genitalia.
Woah, keep your hands off my horn.
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1. An erection (see also "horny")
2. A musical instrument through which air is blown, horn being a term commonly used amongst jazz musicians
3. A bong, 'horn' possibly originating from the term "The Mystery Horn".
1. I woke up with a massive horn
2. Bring your horn and we'll have a blow
3. Pass me the horn
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when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.
"daves mum gives me the horn, her tangy twat makes me soo hott"
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