horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

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holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

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futa horsecock

Girl penis from horse

"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean

horsecock harry

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

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phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo

bro linden horsecocks hit that

Horsecock

Yum

I love this apple pie it tastes just like horsecock

Why the fuck do you know what that means Sourish