hosing

verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.

I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.

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Hoses

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

Hosed

F*cked over.

We were Hosed by the IRS.

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with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

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hose

a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.

i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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Hose

1. To spray liberaly, but accurately with bullets - Generally with a select fire firearm, Machine gun, or autocannon.

not to be confused with "spray and pray" or "room broom."
2. A firearm with high accuracy and high rate of fire - which spews bullets as if water from a hose.

1. I entered the room in first position, encountered a hostile and hosed him.

2. The Apache rolled in guns hot, and hosed down the building where the enemy resistance was centered.

3. There are civilians in there - so don't just breach and Hose down the place
4. The Heckler and Koch MP5 is a real bullet hose

5. Tango on the move! HOSE him!!!

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Hose

1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting

1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"

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