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The act of lighting your dick on fire during sexual intercourse
I think I suffered 3rd degree burns when Tyler was Hot-Rodding me last night
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Sexual act involving a male and female engaged in anal sex. During the process the female flatuates creating a hot, vibrating feeling on the males rod.
My rod felt like it had been dipped in steaming hot lava after that ho farted on it.
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When one sticks a flaming dildo up someone's ass
Kathy and Stacy both gave each other a hot rod last night
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This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
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A stripped down or highly customized vehical of vintage nature... Often alot of horsepower goes hand in hand with this vehical, not to be confused with its lesser counter part the ratrod,the hot rod car is very well planned out and done nicely with a good looking paint job... They usualy attract alot of attention from common folk and the cops but this will always be one bad ass vehical
That hot rod car is totally bitchin !!!!
An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.
'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'
'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'
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