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how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

by sweetlou60 October 30, 2007

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how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

by me old fruity June 29, 2006

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how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".

Hey baby, how much da head do for?

by Nick August 19, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

by BluBaron45 December 9, 2013

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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange May 25, 2012

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how much do I owe ya

A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.

You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*

by PoopyPoo December 5, 2004

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how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

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