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The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once
Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*
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From the Uncyclopedia:
Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
Jimmy spent all night last night kitten huffing... he doesn't have eyes any more.
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Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!
Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.
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When a person intentionally inhales gasoline (or any other petrol distillate) to get high. Larger quantities with produce a euphoric effect and cause hallucinations.
"Hey bro, wanna go huff some gas and get high?"
"Sure, I love huffing gas!"
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Travis Dean Hufstetler
#1. anything that is intelligent, kind, sexy, hilarious, beautiful, athletic, creative, or fun.
#2. someone who is going to change the world one day.
#3. someone who isn't defined by others, but instead uses negative and untrue criticisms as motivation to be the best person he/she can be.
#4. someone who is underestimated, and who is his own person, not living in anyones shadow.
#5. someone with a heart of purest gold.
"there can only be one...sexy huf"
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An individual who frequently uses inhalants to get high. These may include gasoline, spray paint, butane, white out, etc.
"Look at that huffing homo in the alleyway, he sure loves him some air duster."
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Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.
"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"
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