wall hugger

Noun. A person who is socially awkward and not outgoing.

Stems from people who go swimming but just hang on the edge because they are too scared to actually swim.

Also comes from the popular 80s movie Sixteen Candles, at the school dance there a bunch of freshman nerds who just lean against the wall and scope out chicks but just hug the wall the whole time

EXAMPLE 1
"Check out those wall huggers over there."
"Ha, such nerds."

EXAMPLE 2
"How was the club last night."
"Shit man it sucked, just a bunch of wall huggers and sluts."

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Hugger-mugger

Hugger-mugger is unusual as it can be used as both a noun and an adjective.

When used as an adjective it can mean either confused and disorderly or secret and clandestine. As a noun it refers either to disorder and confusion or secrecy or secretive behaviour.

His behaviour is hugger-mugger.
The rally descended into hugger-mugger.

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Sand hugger

A person or group of people who sunbathe on beaches

Those sand huggers sunbathers were not willing to make way for my trek up the beach with the kayak

Obama Hugger

A person who overly likes or has an unhealthy obsession with Obama.

Much like a tree hugger only in relevance to Obama rather than the environment.

Obama-lover-friend: Oh my gosh, i went to the mall today and guess what i got!
Me: Oooohh, what!
Obama-lover-friend: I got an Obama tank top, flip flops, hoodie and even a poster to go right on my bedroom wall!
Me: Obama hugger.
Obama-lover-friend: Whaaaa?
Me: Oh. Nothing. :)

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nut-huggers

n. Extremely tight pants (usually but not necessarily jeans) that, as the name implies, conform (i.e. hug) the testicles. Origins unknown, this fashion trend started to become popular in the beginning of the 21st century. The popularity of "nut-huggers" has grown since.

Nice nut-huggers George.

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iPhone Hugger

A person who always carries his/her iPhone and possibly sleeps with it and always talks about how (s)he can't imagine a life with an iPhone.

Here we are at the event horizon of the human history and what have we become: bunch of lovesick, ADHD, iPhone huggers.

Muffin Hugger

is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.

Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.

Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.

Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.