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The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
When one male gives it to a chick doggy style, but is upside down. Once she starts moaning (like a humpback) you signal in a friend, who when you pull out shoves it in her ass. Then you start again by licking her pussy.
Dave and me gave Lisa a humpback salute she'll never forget!
1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?
Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.