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humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 4, 2006

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Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

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Humpty Blumpkin

When you fall off the toilet while getting a blumpkin.

Read Humpty Blumpkin above . . .

by Broganoff February 23, 2009

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humpty hump

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.

"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"

by Alfred Bundy September 17, 2009

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humpty frumpty

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

by harpnbard January 20, 2011

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Humpty-dudeian

(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).

This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".

"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.

From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"

Heath: "So how come Pete hasn't found the right girl yet?"
Jake: "He's a humpty-dudeian."

by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009


humpty-bosk

Most excellent. Could not possibly be better. A step up from being simply bosk. Used mostly to describe a consumptive experience

Oh aye min, that curry pie was humpty-bosk. Hit the spot!

by anna apple October 12, 2003

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