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the derpiness of the herp sauce of derp dauces, not quite herp derp yet herpie enough to be hur dur (not to be confused with herpies)
Joe: I fell down the stairs
Bob: hur dur bigmac
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If one is said to be "Ben Hur" it implys that one is a man of small stature....yet a large amount of sexual appeal.
Thus one can never be....bigger than Ben Hur.
"Oh that Ben Hur...He's so hot right now!"
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One who is sexually promiscuous; a term used predominantly in the South.
Did you see her leave with that nasty guy last night? Yeah, girl! She ain't nothing but a durty hur!
When having sex with conjoined twins in doggy style, the man grabs their ponytails with the vigor of Heston in the chariot race from Ben-Hur.
After hooking up with the Hensel twins, Tom took them home and gave them The Ben-Hur.
Freakin russian badass who benchpresses school busses and has the best bee farm and makes the sweetest honey that are more powerful then steroids.
Dude, quit talking crap at LA fitness, Bur Hur will freakin choke you out.
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When a nude male grabs a nude females ankels and wheel barrels her; a nude midget fucks her from behind while in between her legs. The nude male that is holding the ankels rests his dick on the midgets head to make him look like he is wearing a Roman helmet. Thus it looks like the midget is riding in a Roman chariot.
Damn, me and two foot Tom gave that girl The Ben Hur last night. He looked like he was in a lil chariot.
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Ben Hur is a bus driver from Europe. He knows where to turn by pure intuition, and he always is right. He also drinks pure alcohol, and he also never pays parking tickets in Slovakia. He's German, and the name he uses for cover is Bernhardt.
He also has the power to fly on his motorcycle, reanimate dead bodies, and use the Force.
Stack: Ben Hur, how do you know when to turn?
Ben Hur: Um...Vat do you call it... ... patience.
Roman: Do you mean intuition?
Ben Hur: Ach ja intuition, zat is vat I meant.
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