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Husband

A word used to describe someone unmanipulatable or in charge.

My husband refused to go to dairy queen after using my girlish charm.

by Pseudomikeg June 26, 2018

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Husband

Fucking hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I want to take this to the next level, be my husband?"

by Penguin Liver December 21, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Husband

Very tasty food.

"Bob was being a dick. So I hate my Husband"

by Autistically_Michael October 22, 2020

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Husband

A hardcore version of a boyfriend

"I love my husband"

by Hidin1748 November 21, 2016

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Husband

Someone who you act like your in a relationship with but your not

We arent going out hes just my husband

by Maddly_kule November 5, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


husband

(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.

"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."

by Beyond Disbelief August 19, 2011

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husband

a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.

just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!

by gwyn hart February 22, 2005

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