Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement

I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.

Hygiene Optional

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska

Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"

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hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.

I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!

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Personal Hygiene

Something the French don't have.

Individual 1: Why does France smell so bad?
Individual 2: Cus the French don't have personal hygiene.

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hygienically challenged

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.

Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

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Hygiene Hiatus

A short time span where one voluntarily does NOT shower or shave. As you are NOT needing to be anywhere or meet anybody, you just let yourself go and be free!

Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your three day holiday? You did not have to go anywhere, right?

Dave: Oh, Man, it was great! I did not have to shave or shower, and all I did was watch playoff football and eat pizza! A hygiene hiatus like this was perfect!

spiritual hygiene

The act of maintaining a healthy spiritual affect.

I like to practice good spiritual hygiene in order to maintain my positive attitude.

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