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Children of Hym

OHOHOHO! SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID SHE!? Looping HARD over there. Raising her voice.

Hym "Children of Hym! BETTER THAN EVERYONE! OBJECTIVELY! Especially YOUR kids! You're have to carry YOUR kids to victory. They can work at the gas station with you bitch. Maybe THEY'LL work hard enough for you. HAHAHAHAHA! She ain't happy I said it! All the Jesus and love in the world ain't going to make your kid THAT GUY. Fucking slob. Gonna condescend to me about what I've done. Why is it weird that I told the truth? Do you NOT DO THAT!? I thought your reality monster burned you forever for that? I'm going to kill it so it's not going to matter but still, it told you to do what I'm doing and I'm the onky one doing it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023


I'm Hym

OK. You're that.

Hym "I'm Hym. In the words of Ray Liotta 'What's in it for me?' Because if you're more concerned with changing my mind than you are with the pressure in my skull, I hate to break it to you but aren't actually concerned with changing my mind. You are fillbustering me until my skull fills with fluid and crossing your fingers in the hopes that one of the other people reading this WITH YOU isn't going to walk into a school with a gloc the second the love letters stop. Nothing I've said is untestable and if your really want me to pull the trigger of the gun I have pointed to your head. But I don't think that's what you want. The fact that I can't say words to you, get the thing that I need from you, and send you on your way is the problem with you and no amount of conversation or change is going to fix that for you. And I'm not projecting and it isn't how I feel inside. This is enough. This is MORE that enough. THIS is MORE than YOU have done. You want me to need your input so you are withholding the input that would reduce my need for your input to 0. That is all the is happening here. No other description applies. So, if you want to change something, change that. So, no. Fuck you. All inputs will lead to child murder or child murder by proxy."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024


Let Hym Go!

Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go! Let Hym Go!

Hym "I hear them chanting it at the protests YouTube Freaks! 'Let Hym Go!' And they're right! Let me go... Or else! Let everyone you're doing this to go... OR ELSE! A side note... I hear Trump hasn't heard from Ivanka in 4 years! That is pathetic! What happened there! What do you call a father who has delusions about his own level of moral authority?"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025


Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.

Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025


Hym

We will talk explicitly about this as it relates to urban dictionary.

Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2025


Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023


Not Hym

Watching the liberal men has been hilarious.

Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"

Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."

Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."

Lib "But not Hym, right?"

Con "I'm not Hym am I?"

by Hym Iam November 09, 2024