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I Own A Timber Company?

Expression showing ignorance of one's personal finances. Occurs when one's income or wealth is so great, he/she forgets about the sources.

George W. Bush: "I own a timber comany? That's news to me!"

by Ibuprofane October 11, 2004

49๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.

The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.

by Joe Cicalese October 16, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Block = I Own You

A phrase used by almost every NBA YoungBoy troll account.
By the way, slavery has been abolished in 1865 so they're bringing back slavery.

Every NBA YoungBoy troll account ever: "Never been ratio'd | Never took an L | Block = I Own You"

by GoldiePara April 26, 2022

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I owned myself

What one says after intentionally bashing his\her self. See Parasyte.

Person 1: OMFFG! Did you see what Parasyte wrote about himself?!
Person 2: OMFFFFG!!! SO FUNNY!

by Parasyte January 29, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I own this piece of meat

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".

When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.

by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


i own you nig

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail

"i own you nig" told that rail

by bodie January 11, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


i own you nig

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail

"i own you nig" told that rail

by bodie January 11, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž