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A Nickelodeon TV show about 2 camwhores named Carly and Sam who host an online show with their gay tech expert Freddie. The running joke is that Freddie has a crush on Carly, while he is using it as a cover for his latent attraction to Carly's older brother Spencer. Spencer, a dropout, is Carly's legal guardian while her father is Over 9000 miles below sea level in a navy submarine. Nothing is known about Carly's mother.
Sam is an obnoxious wench with a neglectful mother. Her father is never mentioned.
Freddie would probably be straight, but was ruined by too many flea baths, sweater vests and ointments from his mother. His father is never mentioned.
The show is apparently introducing 10 year old girls to real life: Parental Abandonment, Dropping out of school, homosexuality, and of course, paying for college with camshows.
Nobody is sure how iCarly came into existence. Many believe that it was created by /b/, in an attempt to troll Nickelodeon. The legend goes as follows:
Nickelodeon Exec: We need a new show that will teach kids about life. We are accepting email submissions for 24 hours.
*24 Hours Later*
Email from: Anon@somesite.com
Subject: TV Show Idea
Message: How about 2 camwhores with single parents and dropout siblings?
Nickelodeon Exec: Brilliant!
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the worst attempt for a comedy show in a long time. they try way to hard to be funny and it's just sad. their all very bad actors. people who watch iCarly are either ages 3-10, or don't know comedy.
carly: "blah blah blah, i overreact to everything!"
sam: "my whole family's in jail, so i can i sleep here tonight?"
fred: "i'm sutch a dweeb, why am i even part of iCarly?"
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iCarly is a teen show about three friends and a web show they host together every week. Though the main girl, Carly, isn't funny at all or good at acting, the actual show itself is very good. Carly lives with her older brother Spencer while their parents are working overseas. Her two friends are Sam and Freddie. Sam hosts the show with her while Freddie takes care of technical part. The best part of the show is the ongoing tension between Sam and Freddie. Even though Freddie claims to be in love with Carly, the unnatural fighting he and Sam take part in makes you think differently. 95% of the show's humor comes from Sam's insults towards Freddie and Spencer's personality. And even though it's a teen show on Nickelodeon, it's an enjoyable (yet unrealistic) show for all ages.
On one episode of iCarly, Sam isn't allowed to insult Freddie all week, unless she wants to pay him $5 an insult. This is what happens after Spencer gives Sam money for helping him out with an art piece.
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Sam: You smell like feet. *gives him $5*
Freddie:*smiles, takes money*
Sam: If you were a country, you'd be El Salvadork. *gives another $5*
Freddie: *still smiling, takes the money*
Sam: Have I made fun of your butt yet?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It's oddly shaped. *gives $5*
Sam: No girl will ever want you. *gives $5*
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3 years ago, when tv shows were actually good on Nickelodeon, then came one of the worst tv shows-iCarly. iCarly shows some of the stupidest scenarios that the world has seen.
iCarly features the titular character-Carly. Carly however looks like the grinch which makes all of us wonder how did this show come to be. iCarly was mainly intended for pedophiles to watch except some people actually believed this shit. Most vegetarians and animal activists want to kill this show because of the brutal scenes showing a lesbian eating meat constantly.
Someone stupid-Have you seen that episode where Fred came on iCarly?
someone smart-No, because I watch good shows like CSI where people like that die.
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A show created by Apple and airing on Apple TV- (not Apple TV+ though)
First there was iMac, then iPhone, and finally iCarly
Actually a pretty good show. Compared to most of Nickelodeon's live-action sit-coms it is one of the best. People who say it's bad are just cynics who miss their childhood and don't want to give new shows a chance. If you seriously give it a chance you will see it is way better than shows like Zoey 101, Unfabulous, True Jackson, VP, Big Time Rush, and Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide.
Person 1- i hate all nickelodeon shows these days such as iCarly. 90's nickelodeon is where it's at.
Person 2- dude you probably don't even remember most of the 90's anyways. your just a cynical asshole who misses being a kid and wants to criticize everything these days so you can feel better about yourself.
Person 1- what are you talking about? roger's modern life and doug were my favorite 90's shows.
Person 2- it's rocko's modern life asshole.
Person 1- so what im still a 90's kid so i'm hot shit.
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A show aired on Nickelodeon from September 8, 2007 - November 23, 2012 starring Miranda Cosgrove (as Carly Shay), Jennette McCurdy (as Samantha Puckett), Nathan Kress (as Freddy Benson), Jerry Trainor (as Spencer Shay), and Noah Munck (as Gibby). Many people say iCarly is a terrible show, but I like it. I'm actually watching it right now.
Coincidence? I think not.
Random person 1: YO! DID YOU SEE THE NEW ICARLY EPISODE WHERE NORA TRAPS THE ICARLY TEAM IN HER BASEMENT?!
Random person 2: uhh.. What's iCarly?
Random person 1: ... *unfollows from MySpace*
Random person 2: FUcK yOuu
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