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A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
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totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
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a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours
"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"
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An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an iPhone. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to facetime with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple, that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.
zune owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player!!! ii's wicked cool man!!"
ipod touch owner: "no waay!! what kind!?"
zune owner: "a zune! i love it!"
ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch!!"
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Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
Ipod Touch: Bend over.
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a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
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crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
Iflock
because you cant think for yourself
ipod touch
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