ibanez

guitars that sound and look like shit...all the guitarest that play these hunks of shit just shred because they have no rythmn or ability to play a decent solo, and thats all the an Ibanez is cabable of doing...go buy a fucking Gibson or Fender, dont' be a tool and play a Ibanez.

Faliure Metal Head: Dude I just bought a Steve Vai Ibanez guitar!!! I SHRED!!! BLAHHAH

Me: You idiot, why did you pay all that money on that piece of shit when you could've bought a Fender Jaguar instead? And Steve Vai blows ass, go listen to Jimi Hendrix you douche.

Faliure Metal Head: Wahuahahuah??!!

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ibanez

Knock off guitars that use the major brands (Gibson, Fender etc.) body types and sounds to appeal to an inferier audience of posers. Guitar generally used by shredders because they just distort out all of the beauty of sound and fill the gaps with large quantities of noise.

The true guitarists who have superier sound and feeling in their music wouldn't touch the inferier brand.

Ozzy Osbourn: "Hey Randy and Eric, what do you think of the Ibanez?"

Randy Rhodes: "OMFG Gibson Flying V!!!"

Eric Clapton: "Fender. End Of Story."

Ozzy: "Oh, well mff dunk ding well yea."

Randy and Eric: "what?"

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ibanez iceman

badass guitar

did you see daron's ibanez iceman?

raul ibanez

The act of a male shoving his member in the side of a woman's mouth while she is wearing an Angels hat, causing her to resemble baseball player Raul Ibanez.

Last night I brought this girl home and asked her if she liked baseball. She said yes, so I gave her the Raul Ibanez hard.

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Ian ibanez

Ian ibanez is a fucking hot asian man idc what u people say hes so fucking hot

Ian will always make you squirt and cum the name is fucking hot too, he makes girls feel like theyre juniors

Ian ibanez is hot

Ian ibanez loves ur dick

dirty ibanez

When your doing your girl from behind, and you give her a sakemoto

Dirty ibanez is Similar to the tony danza, but you put your hands together like your going to pray and poke her in the anus.

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Ibanez

Ibanez, also a renowned name for popular Guitars can also be associated with girls with red hair and blue eyes.

These girls are able to hold the power to transform, with the red in their hair representing their mongrel mob roots and the blue in their eyes representing their true colours of black power.

These girls are considered as toxic as exes and can also be referred to as “Aunty”.

Look it’s Aunty Ibanez pulling up a yoza with her red hair and blue eyes! She’s as toxic as the mongrel mob with her red hair!