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When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.
Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
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A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!
She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.
Girll your gay don’t deny it
BE WHO YOU ARE
🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity
“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*
When you use old expired milk to put into your iced coffee and make it chunky.
Kid: yo, can we make chunky iced coffee?!
mom: yes of course we can
This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.
I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!
An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.
The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.