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An attractive man (or woman) who unconsciously squanders chance after chance for an amorous relationship by hanging with cold-hearted bitches who thrive on the misery of others.
(From a lusting woman's perspective) \'He's fine. I might make a play for him myself.' \\“No you won't, he's iglooed himself."
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Meaning vigina or penetration, eskimo being the penis. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!
Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?"
Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."
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when you stick your dick in snow and then immediately stick it in a girl's vag. the goal is to finish before you get frostbite
i just iglooed this girl last night and she got frostbite.
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what stupid uneducated Americans think all Canadians live in. No one lives in igloos anymore. Theres even an American state up north and people don't assume that American's live in them.
-don't be jealous because we have free health care and better beer!
Stupid American: Do you Canadians live in igloos?
Canadian: no, we don't, dumbass
Stupid American: oh, i didn't know that
Canadian: you would if you learned something about other countries in school
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What girls look like when they wear those high-waist dresses that make them look pregnant.
"I like your new dress! You look like an igloo!"
"What? I can only talk about my boy problems right now."
"kbye."
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When you build a small building out of snow and have three-ways inside it.
"Hey man, wanna go and igloo later?"
"Sure! I'll bring Stacey!"
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An oasis for overnight long haul guys who take what they want. Even truckers can't keep up with guys like these.
Eskimo female-Get out of my igloo or Ill!
Overnight Alaskan guy-Or you'll what call the cops? They're over 200 miles away, ill be in Nome by the time they make it here in the helicopter, you'll feel better if you just pass out now.
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