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Two or more people who are so amazing that no other word, or adjective could describe them.
Damnn son, those iguanas wuz so fly, they wuz off da chain!
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THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.
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Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc
Do you want to do the married iguana?
A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford
pick up your beef iguana
Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose.
I've gotta go and air the iguana or I'll burst.
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The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick
I participated in the Slimy Iguana and it hurt like a bitch
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when not ollieng off a stair set and ridin over it.
(skateboaring)
(Ryan)-Toby your such a fucking bitch you cant even ollie a 5 set.
(Toby)-Yeah i did i iguana hopped it.
(Ryan)-You rode off the set you bitch.
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