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social incontinence

A person who cannot keep his/her mouth shut and/or says highly innappropriate things in public.

Wow, that dude suffers from social incontinence. He is so totally socially incontinent!

by brattygurl July 22, 2010

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mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.

Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"

by Hexfet November 23, 2009

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headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015


financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.

Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."


by franclml April 8, 2009