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Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.
Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.
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The point during sexual intercourse at which the male ejaculation is imminent. The only course of action left to the man is where to deposit his manseed.
"I was railing Anna last night when she mentioned Battlestar Galactica. I immediately reached ejaculatory inevitability and blew my dewshot in her face."
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That fucking discord user who warned me for putting cursed images on his fucking server.
#fuck death is inevitable
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My theory of inevitable unknowns is very complex, because since it is inevitable it eventually becomes known.
The monster that was hunting us in the dark would inevitably find us. We didn't know what it was either, so it was an Inevitable Unknown.
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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
inevitable 1337: FUCK YOU! *rips guy's head off and pisses into his neck like a potty*
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I am inevitable is said by someone who thinks their going to win but loses everything
Before the fight the man said I am inevitable but he losed the fight and his life by a snap
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An alternative name for Kinder Surprise eggs, which pretty much fulfils the English desire for disappointment right to the maximum which is probably why we buy them.
Between the horrible, cheap chocolate and the tacky plastic toy, each and every kinder egg is guaranteed to provide the equivalent of 30mgs of heroin in disillusionment. Some individuals have been so overcome with despair on exposure to the Eggs of Numbing Inevitability that they attempt to eat the toy as well.
"Bill Bailey would like the eggs of numbing inevitability"
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