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(in-fuh-nt chuhngk)
1. a thick mass of a person who is relatively worthless, therefore similar to a child in their early stages of development
2. a piece of an infant which tends to fly off when it is kicked
1. Don't worry about it, They're all infant chunks.
2. She makes me so mad I want to kick infants and make her dodge the infant chunks
a person who is immature, and a puzzy chick or dude from the suburban parts of town. A cry baby. A mooch. An alcoholic. A name droper. A newb. A homie with no lyfe.
Got a friend that drains your money and still lives with mommy and daddy? totallyyyy a suburban infant.
"FRIENDS DON"T LET FRIENDS BE SUBURBAN INFANTZ."
in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;
1.
hit with the infant uppercut.
verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;
3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;
2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.
Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!
I'm just now walking straight!!
That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!
I see Nate hit you with his
"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!
A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).
From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.
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a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)
Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy
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Infant Sorrow is a fictional band created by Russel Brand, or Aldous Snow in the band, for the Movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshal." Also used in "Get Him to the Greek." It uses funny lyrics like "When life slips you a Jeffery, Stroke furry wall" referring to Get Him to the Greek when the main character has smoked a Jeffery and is think he has a heart attack and is told to stroke a furry wall to calm him down, which does not help.
Dude 1: Bro, you see Get Him to the Greek?!
Dude 2: Yeah dude! Awesome movie.
Dude 1: Infant Sorrow is the funniest man ever!
Dude 2: You mean Russel Brand right?
Dude 1: Yeah!
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A term used describing a person, generally a male who makes a habit of going after younger girls, especially in his teenage years
Of Caribbean and West Indian Influence, originating specifically from the Cayman Islands
"Ricky you need to stop dating 14 year old girls you are a real infant killer"
"I would date her but I don't want to be an infant killer"