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Aakash institute

Hell on Earth, legal mental harrasment, douchΓ© community, fake aspirational cuntfucks, 2nd name for depression

Today I have been feeling very aakash institute lately

by Barbad2.5lakh December 18, 2019

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Peculiar institution

(n.) A politically correct euphemism for slavery.

The new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution.

by Alexander H. Stephens February 15, 2010

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.

Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.

by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008


Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by College Student 101 January 19, 2006

204πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Target Institute

A well known english school in Higuey, Dominican Republic. It is located on Constitution street in Savica neighborhood.

Teachers teach english at Target Institute.

by Luis Padua September 16, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Infinity institute

A school located in Jersey City that doesn’t give af about their students well-being and gives a lot of work

You want to be stressing for the rest of your middle school and high school life go to infinity institute.

by Person279 September 21, 2021


Mental institution

A complex in which so called "mental" people are supposed to live in. It is a method of scrict isolation often used by governments so as to make people lose hope and destroy them physically and mentally.

Mental institutions often are veiled with a positive slogan which misinforms customers. These customers are lured into undertaking the "mental" psycological processes.
See school or nursing home.

Other institutions force unwilling hospital patients into their mental facilities. These unlucky patients are sent to a different kind of mental institution called an asylum, which is harsher than a school but with more if not equal brainwashing strength. Different types of similar mental institutions include crisis stabilization, open units, medium-term, juvenile wards, long term care facilities or halfway houses.

Sometimes corrupt government leaders of authoritative countries use mental institutions to punish people they simply don't like. The president of an authoritative country might banish a senator he ran against. The senator would have to go into an psychiatric hospital to get the "treatment" that he or she needed. This is a way for government leaders to get rid of people they don't like.

Conclusion: Mental institution=bad

You get the point.

Mental guy: im so happy im going to da mental institution.

Other guy: good for you.

by Wheelz081 October 17, 2009

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