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People who generally live in the middle east, but easily found in neighboring Afghanistan. IF they aren't worried about being blown up by someone their planning their own attack. Highly value the sweet hershey hole of a goat or camel. Goes through years of training and support only to run away and leave everything to terrorists. In conclusion, 99% of them are donut punching sand covered wastes in a sandpit
Muhammad Muhammed: *Sees goat with back towards him and slowly approaches*
Najibullah Zafarullha: "Brother, we have no lubrication with us"
Muhammad Muhammed:"No worries brother, we are insufferable trash, remember? I'll lubricate you myself, in Allah's mighty name!"
When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?