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What KFC puts on their screens.
The average adult daily intake is 8700KJ is on KFC screens.
When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting
When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic
My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting
Someone who does not want to be classified as a pothead despite being one
No, I’m not a pothead—I’m just a cannabanoid intaker.
the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"
dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
Accidentally inhaling one’s own flatulence while in motion to a seated position on the toilet.
As I pulled my pants down and began to lower my ass to the toilet seat, I yawned from exhaustion. During this same moment, I began to fart and could not stall the process. Thus by consequence, I began inhaling my own particles of shit. Once seated, I began to laugh at the moment and the process started over again in an un-ending cycle of a “Dusty Intake”.
To be scrolling online take in random content.
Like doom scrolling except the content is mild and vibe is positive or neutral
Person 1:"What you looking at on your phone?"
Person 2:"Oh? Nothing I'm just intaking."