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A person possessing a highly developed intellect can be defined as an Intellectual.
A synonym for intellectual is Namjoon.
"I am intellectually superior to you bro" "do you know how many "L"s are in intellectually bro?"
"uh 11" "Get out of my presence"
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Someone who satches Rick and Morty
Person 1: I am an Intellectual
Person 2: No you are not you will never understand the true intellect of Richard and Mortimer
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A human who has a mind beyond human limits and plays minecraft
Boy:u wanna play 2 square?
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.
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only intellectuals understand 🙂
Local kidnapper: What is an intellectual? Child:only an intellectual will understand 😁
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1.A person capable of writing grammatically correct phrases expressing the fashionable opinions of the day.
2.Self styled national conscience and natural leader.
3.Linguistic acrobat specialising in moral postures and verbal smoke and mirrors.
The Western intellectuals find themselves in a desperate situation. In order to justify their existence within the limits of the straitjacket of their own design (such as Political Correctness and Multiculturalism), they have to resort to insincerity, selective outrage, taking offence on the behalf of others, ignoring atrocities committed by privileged, oppressed people.
Censorship and intimidation is the wet dream of the intellectuals. It is the only acceptable safety net when balancing on a tightrope in world of ever changing sensibilities and linguistic prohibitions, producing a spectacle of moral indignation in competition for the attention of a fickle audience.
Fear of ridicule is the constant companion of the Politically Correct intellectual in his battle against facts and observations by the uneducated.
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Intellectualization is a defence mechanism where reasoning is used to block emotions.
Mary: Hey Harry, i know you cheated on me with your cousin!
Harry: Mary, that's impossible. First of all, as "you" know, i always wait 4 days and 47 hours between two sessions. Relying to that factor, your subconscious makes this stuff up because you can't look different at the situation, you're in your period time. So, shut the fuck up and go get me a beer. <humming>* Long live intellectualization!</humming>
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