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intolerance closet

A small, confined area that a person is forced into for a temporary detention period should he fail to be tolerant.

See also: Gulag or Intolerance Booth

Little Timmy was saying awful things about negroes so I told him to spend five minutes in the intolerance closet to think about what he said.

by billy the crack fiend January 7, 2005


Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.

Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.

by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009

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lachrymose intolerant

avoidance of overly dramatic movies or tv shows that feature complicated domestic plots

Crankshaft refused to watch soap operas on the basis that he was lachrymose intolerant.

by Una Malachica November 23, 2008


Reverse Intolerance

is intolerance by any person or group against members of a group commonly thought of as intolerant. Groups may be defined in terms of race, gender, ethnicity, class, political party, religion, or other factors. This intolerance may seek to redress social injustices under which tolerant groups have had less access to power enjoyed by the intolerant group. The label reverse intolerance may also be used to highlight the intolerance inherent in extreme political programs. Reverse intolerance can be defined as the unequal treatment of members of the commonly known intolerant groups resulting from preferential patterns, as in the rise of any idea not belonging to the new intolerant group, intended to remedy earlier intolerance against the latter.

I was the subject of reverse intolerance when I got punched in the face at a rally I walked through downtown by someone claiming I wasn't being tolerant of their views. How would they know what my views are without asking me? Seems pretty intolerant to me.

Even though I'm a middle class hard worker holding 2 jobs to make ends meet, because of the nice car my parent's gave me I was shown reverse intolerance at the gas station for being greedy by someone yelling at me, "Nice car, who'd you screw over to climb that corporate ladder?".

There appears to be no end to reverse intolerance, it's everywhere. After I redefined who I was as a person in my 30's, I realized I'm intolerant of my new self because I used to not tolerate my old self. I used to be intolerant. I still am, but I used to too.

by Imakemymemes August 7, 2018


eggtose-intolerant

having an allergy or physical intolerance to eggs

Waitress: "how would you like your eggs?"

Mandy: "Oh none for me thank you, I am eggtose-intolerant!"

by MrsEricHutchinson April 22, 2009

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Lactose Intolerance

1. is the inability to digest lactose (a type of
sugar found in milk and other dairy products).

I can't have ice cream because I hace a lactose intolerance.

by heyheyhey45698 May 18, 2010

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Testosterone intolerance

The temporary condition of repulsion and/or nausea at the thought of meeting a new man after an especially bad break-up.

Thanks for wanting to introduce me to a guy at your office, but I'm still dealing with testosterone intolerance from that freeloading slob.

by KRoderick October 19, 2007

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