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A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
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Having your head up your ass.
I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.
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A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."
1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)
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"Inverse Bubble." Most bubbles like the stock or real estate markets expand before they burst. With Inflation, there can be an "inverse bubble" when the government suppresses for years admitting real inflation rates. This bubble will explode upwards, not downwards, but everybody will be just as surprised as is typical when the usual expanding bubbles burst. Everyday common experience is that we are living in a period of great increase in prices everywhere, but in order not to pay more for social security, interest on the national debt, etc., the government has been denying real inflation for years. Just consider housing, health care, travel, education, and even a quart of milk. In the long run, all economic factors equilibrate, and one of these days we can expect a sudden, massive and surprising increase in inflation which will be as disruptive as the regular burst bubbles of recent years.
The government has denied inflation for so long, we can be sure when its inverse bubble bursts upwards, everybody will express the same astonishment as when the real estate bubble burst downwards.
turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina
The essential part of sex reassignment surgery
Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion
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Having ones head up ones ass.
Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?
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While a woman is seated on the toilet to urinate she spreads her legs. This is when the man standing in front of the woman seated on the toilet begins to urinate between her spread legs into the toilet while she urinates as well.
"Alright there's only one stall and we're out of time. I guess we're just gonna have to pull an inverse ghostbuster. Try not to cross the streams!"