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A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).
Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."
Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."
Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."
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first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute
"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"
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A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.
A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.
A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.
A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.
- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.
- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.
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The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.
Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.
Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.
Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...
*unh unh unh*
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A gentleman who is very considerate and is careful about what he is doing and his surroundings.
I like that customer. He is an Iranian gentleman.
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to lay your balls over someone's eyes like t-bagging
I was gonna t-bag her but instead I gave her some Iranian goggels
Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake
"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."
"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."
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