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Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
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Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.
Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?
Person: *Slaps the child*
What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
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14th June is “give your best friend your phone day”, you gotta give your best friend your phone, with your password for the whole day, and they’re allowed to do anything on it.
Hey Mike what’s up?
You have to give me your phone
Uh, why?
Because today’s give your best friend your phone day! I need your password too;)
Something your gf says to see if your cheeting
Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick
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To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.
ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"
ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle
Nov 10- all boyfriends should spam their girlfriends phone telling them how much they love them and what they mean to them.
Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day means- “Girl my boyfriend just sent me a long paragraph of how much he loves me.Girl i love this man”