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a nation famous for its professionalism in football diving tactics to win matches against stronger opponents on the day.
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short form for "i truly always love you"
mark: Italy
jane:omg! i love you too!
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A country renowned for its military prowess.
Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.
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Home to the world's hairest, most abrassive and generally annoying people. Living off the glory of the former roman empire, which spoke Latin, not Italian. Get over yourself Italy. You're country is a piece of crap now, and pissed of that its neighbors to the north are a hell of a lot better.
Person 1: Wow, that girls pretty hairy, she must be Greek.
Person 2: No man, I think she's from Italy.
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Home to the most Ethnocentric, Conceited and Hairy people.
Andrew: Damn, that italian girl is so conceited.
Jeff: Yeah, especially since she shaved all that arm hair.
Frank: Italy sucks
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Italy is the land of dwarves, who cheated in the world cup. Italians are not only short, loud annoying. They are good-for-nothing matchos, who drive ugly cars like fiat, bad quality alfa romeos etc. Italians have the worst english accent ever. When they speak English, you think they are giving brith to a donkey.
Mama mia! look at that spaghetti eating, midget gay! He is from Italy.
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robbed australia of the world cup. nothing wrong iwth teh country or anything, italys cool but the world cup team were nothing but a bunch of rotten scuba divers. and lets not forget the whole materazzi and zidane incident.
1 - so where have you been?
2 - i was over in italy teaching the world cup squad how to dive
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