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A little gipsy fag that plays fifa day and night. Has three hairs on his beard and same amount of pubes. Drinks the whole bottle of Jäger and then his mum tucks him into his bed before putting his breakfast in his shoes. Approximately 5'1". Can't drive for shit because he barely sees over the steering wheel. Use to eat Nutella with zimska salama, fucking retard.
"Look at that hobo, he looks like Ivor"
Girl: "I'm hungry."
Ivor "I have some bolognese in my boot."
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Someone who eats garbage and gas sex with monkeys.
Look over there! It’s a Ivor penetrating a money!
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A small Hispanic kid who's name is based off the one character from Minecraft Story Mode lol
Hey Ivor, I need you to do me a favor and help me wash the dishes.
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Ivor, seriously, what the fuck is an Ivor? A common term for Ivor is a lazy fag who smokes brown filter cigarettes only. Usually Ivor’s seem innocent and gentle at first but once they become your friend you realize what a dick sucking homo they can be. What do you call the extra skin hanging off the tip of your penis? An Ivor
Dude, it smells fucked in here! Man, you better cut that Ivor off soon before you start getting more shmagma!
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Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.
Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.
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Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.
Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.
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Two lads, one representing the working class north of Dublin the other representing the upper class south of Dublin. Damo can usually be found lying in a dug up pit on the beach surrounded by Dutch Gold while Ivor can be found in a posh club getting "gee-eyed".
"Ohmiigawd I totes magotes gosh my bish off Ivor, Damo and Ivor are a great laugh."
"Your one from Damo and Ivor robbed my crate of Dutchie last night!"
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