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A brand of overpriced whiskey with an undeserved reputation for being a "manly" drink. Essentially bourbon that has been filtered through charcoal to remove the flavor in order to make it more palatable for people who don't like whiskey.
Hey bartender, put some Coke in my Jack Daniels so I can taste something.
Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.
I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.
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A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.
-a chav walks into a bar-
chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....
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Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.
"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."
"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."
"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"
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when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
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He is the 5th member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is Irish but he is leaving in United Kingdom, he is 19 years old and his birthday is in July 6th, he loves to rap, his stage name is Jack Duff, he is the cutest in the band.
"Jack Daniel Duff is so cute!"