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A Jaguar or Jag is a classy, upscale Cougar or older lady with a pension for the young dudes.
Check out the well preserved Jaguar at the corner table with Gautier sunglasses and sugar boy for dessert.
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A beautiful car that, upon purchasing either A) requires weekly maintenance, or B) fails to run. But I still love them.
My 1994 Jaguar XJ6 sits in my garage, attracting women.
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A British car company whose repair frequency record improves the most since the day Ford acquired it.
I just stated a fact about Jaguar.
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A wealthy, classy, sharp, handsome older man.
Or a good looking older man.
In relation to the vehicle: sleek, clean, classic cars.
In relation to the animal: an opportunistic, stalk and hunt predator.
"Check out that jaguar!"
"Check out that jag!"
Examples of jaguars:
Bradley Cooper, Paul Walker, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, etc.
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Macintosh operating system version 10.2 (Mac OS X v. 10.2 Jaguar)
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In reference to a female or man companion.
Going on the reputation of the automotive brand.
the Jaguar (he/she) is a stunning example of a man/woman, you love to ride it and sometimes ride it hard and you take huge pride in having it in your life. You care for it more than you should.
But you know eventually, it’s going to go wrong, cost you a fortune, fall apart quicker than it was put together and eventually bankrupt you.
An expensive hobby, just like the car.
Mate, your woman is a total Jaguar, she’s gonna let you down and take all your money.
The male equivalent of a cougar (for the uneducated, it's an older man who is into much younger women)
"Omg this jaguar started hitting on me... but he lowkey a DILF so i might let him hit"