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When the burrito explodes out the back when you take a bike
There was so much stuff in my burrito that it started jailbreaking after the first bite.
Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).
I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.
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The hardest thing to do in the World, you have to download it and click jailbreak. It is so hard and can easily brick your ipod because you shit yourself during the process and turn your ipod/computer/pace maker off. It seems 1/2 of the World seem to misunderstand this and somehow loose the sense of google and decide to post 60,000 forum messages asking how to jailbreak.
Because of SHatter exploit, it is now the hardest thing consevable to man, all you do is hold the power and home, keep holding home, then click jailbreak. This is virtually impossable since all jailbreaks on ipod touch are 13 year old teenagers hyped on sugar, and they decide to press jailbreak then as soon as 'Searching for devices' comes up they close the window and brick their ipod.
Look guises i jailbroke my ipod" "WOW IS THAT AN IPOD? OMG IS IT JAILBROKEN HOW DID YOU DO THAT ZOMG I WANT TO GET CYDIA SO I CAN DOWNLOAD 'iBrick' SO I CAN GO AROUND WAVING MY IPOD STUCK ON THE APPLE SCREEN!" "Man... Jailbreaking sucks...
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where people rage because asimo3089 can't fix his game
MOMMY, JAILBREAK SUCKS CUZ ASIMO3089 NEEDS TO FIX HIS GAME!! FUCK YOU JAILBREAK.
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Jailbreaking devices (like iPhones) gives you extra functionality on your iDevice.
An example (back in 2010-ish): Jailbraking the iPhone because I found something other than AT&T.
Jailbreaking a device gives you access to games, apps, and themes.
Me: Uses a iPhone 6+
My friend: Why are still using the iPhone 6?
Me: I jailbroke it using checkra1n.
My friend: What’s a jailbreak?
Me: It’s a way to get new apps, games, and themes on your iDevice!
My friend:
Me: Why are you not talking?
The best way to get features on iOS devices that app doesn’t offer
Hey man I just used jailbreak for my iPhone and I got more apps
Making your crappy iPhone have more freedom. Basically turning it into an Android.
"Oh look Bob jailbreaked his crappy iPhone."
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